Another day I spent sitting at yet another cafe with my best friend flipping through another airhead magazine, but today I find that there is something interesting in it (aside from the ever anorexic-looking models). Haha!
Phallomancy
Remember the word people, it may one day save your 'life'.
Right... moving on. =P
Phallomancy is some sorta body reading method originating either from India, Tibet or China (or all of them together haha!), so called the art of reading a penis. HAHAHAHAH! Cleo says one can read what kind of person he is from the shape, size (flaccid, mind you) and orientation of his dangle. There's also mammomancy... haha... I've heard of face reading and palm reading... now there's phallomancy and mammomancy. It's like the halal water filters =P another gimmick. If y'all is interested just Google it for a full article. It's kinda LONG (ahah!) so you can read my summary instead =P
First, you must measure the lil' fella while flaccid. 3.5" is short (HAHA! which I assume is most asian males) and more than that is long (you wish fellas! =P). So if the little man is 'short' it means you're a so-called romantic dreamy lover, traditional and initially lacking in confidence but will be pleasantly surprising later. Otherwise, it means you're an innovative lover willing to whip it out at any excuse (oh no!), always with a new trick up your sleeve (mmmm). HAHAH!
Second, girth. Thick at the base means you value your independence alot. No tying you up or down :/ (boooo!) Thin means you are sensitive to your partners needs, paying attention to detail and finesse. (aih, but it's thin... hahah!)
Third, smooth? or knotty? Smooth boys are smoooooth just like their little brothers (oOOoOOoo!). But what the hell's a knotty dangle? Sounds like a bad idea because knotty boys (hahah.. knotty... naughty...) are unpredictable and challenging.
Fourth, TIPS (=P)
Pointed - you are idealistic/artistic in relationships but often find it difficult to let things roll. WARNING HIGHLY INDEPENDENT RARELY SUBMISSIVE. And if it's also long and thin, you are selfish (leave him girlfriend! Haha!)
Blunt/Square - the practical man who lets his actions do the talking
Wide/Bulbous - High sex drive! (whoopie!!! hahaha... right =P)
Blunt/Square - the practical man who lets his actions do the talking
Wide/Bulbous - High sex drive! (whoopie!!! hahaha... right =P)
Fifth, sparse or wolfman? Sparse men require alot of reassurance (blah!) to ensure good performance. They do however have 'refined' sexual taste. Wolfmen are less 'refined' and competitive, often asking about past partners and then proceeding to belittle them.
Sixth, orientation. Deviation to the right - you be a giver (yes yes yes!). Deviation to the left - you be a taker... (no no no!). Doesn't this mean it's better to be a straight shooter? Balance is everything, no?
Okay BOYS, so which combination of the above are you?
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